when you call a guy a wrong name...

today i called a guy the wrong name.

well not really. here's the story.

I was texting this guy and then I get a phone call.

I figure that it is him and so I answer and apologize for not being a very great

texter and that we could still do something if he wants.

Turns out it isn't him.

awkward...

I tried saving it by saying "Umm... let's just start this conversation over again. How has your day been?"

I'm smooth like (insert your favorite smooth object here)

Have a fantastically awkward/smooth week.

#19

just go HERE and see for yourself.

#areyoubuggingme?

#18. I read #twitter like its an amazingly informative book

#seriously kids. I'm not joking. I pick up my iPod, click on my #twitter app, and away I go into a land of hash tags and stupid quotes.

I could honestly read it for hours on end, if they even had that much to read. The saddest realization is pulling it down to refresh, and theres nothing left ... sad story bro.

Thats why I don't have a #boyfriend, because half of my time is spent reading pointless advice and smart alec quotes from #twitter.

I lead a #sad #little #life.

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

grow up already!

number 17.

I still look the exact same. 

Like no joke. I was looking through my scrapbook, and I haven't really changed. Sure, I went through braces, got a couple haircuts, grew a couple inches... 

but that face is still there.

love,

rebecca joy

p.s. have you changed a lot?

I like my whole house!!!

this. this my friends, is why I don't have a boyfriend.

and its ok. because this is literally hilarious. and I would totally do this everyday for the rest of my life. if any guy knew I watched this maybe ... 43598734 times a day .. they'd probably run far away. FAR away. plus they'd be scared to know I'd love to do this.

#16.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg

BEST.

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

#nerdalert!!

so lately, guess who's been spending almost ALL of there time on the internet?

uh-oh. NERD ALERT.

but ... it depends on what you do on the internet to determine if you're a nerd or not right? Like, I don't spend all my time on smarty websites, studying chemistry and all that crap. so without further ado ...

#15. I'm a blog/pinterest/facebook/internet junkie
its fine. we all do it. right? I'm not the only one ...

I just waste all my time doing the following:
reading blogs
blogging
pinterest
Facebook
#twitter {see what I did there? HA.}

its quite tragic. quite.

And thats why, I don't have a boyfriend. I mean, who wants a girl who spends half her time looking at a screen? That'd be no fun ... no cuddling ... no kissing ... :) but lets be real. if I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't need a reason to be on the computer!!! :)

thats all for now folks!

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

oh hey I didn't hear you you where burping so loud! wait ...

#14. I belch SO loud.

like. SO LOUD. you have no idea. The other day me and my mom were in the kitchen and I just let one out and she says,

"That's my girl." {ps. it was dripping with sarcasm.}

and so I said,

"Sure am."

Its not only that I burp, it's that I'm not ashamed of it. It's a little rough.
ok a lot rough but ya know what? Go hard or go home. That's how life works :)
so that my fellow blog stalkers {how few of them we have ...} is why I don't possess a boyfriend.
bummer :)

but before you go ...
is this not THEE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}