yes.

#21

Howdy. So very sorry for the long delay.

When your partner in crime is about a million miles away .. motivation is scarce.

#21. Lipstick

Most of you wouldn't think of this as a turn off. Or a reason for boys to scream and run in every opposite direction of you ... but for me, it certainly is.

Wearing lipstick isn't a hazard for most people .. because most girls who are over 5' 4'', have extremely skinny bodies and nice legs can pull of any shade of vibrant lipstick with there plump lips.

But you see, when your short and stubby, and your lips look like cracked pavement .. your lips are not to appetizing. And that's my problem. I love lipstick to the ends of the earth ... but lipstick does not love me back. And its harder for boys to kiss you when they are frightened some of the poison might end up on their own kisser ...

Example: I wore bright red lipstick to church a couple of months ago. Whilst sitting next to the only cute boy in my ward, he informed me I had lipstick on my teeth.
I could never decide if this was bad or good. Good he feels comfortable telling me, or bad because I made a large fool of myself.

Needless to say its been a while since lipstick has made an appearance on my lips in public.

I refuse to let this deter me from putting the color on my oh so lucious lips. But this results in a very rare occurence of boys in my life.

This is why I'm still dateless.

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

when you call a guy a wrong name...

today i called a guy the wrong name.

well not really. here's the story.

I was texting this guy and then I get a phone call.

I figure that it is him and so I answer and apologize for not being a very great

texter and that we could still do something if he wants.

Turns out it isn't him.

awkward...

I tried saving it by saying "Umm... let's just start this conversation over again. How has your day been?"

I'm smooth like (insert your favorite smooth object here)

Have a fantastically awkward/smooth week.

#19

just go HERE and see for yourself.

#areyoubuggingme?

#18. I read #twitter like its an amazingly informative book

#seriously kids. I'm not joking. I pick up my iPod, click on my #twitter app, and away I go into a land of hash tags and stupid quotes.

I could honestly read it for hours on end, if they even had that much to read. The saddest realization is pulling it down to refresh, and theres nothing left ... sad story bro.

Thats why I don't have a #boyfriend, because half of my time is spent reading pointless advice and smart alec quotes from #twitter.

I lead a #sad #little #life.

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

grow up already!

number 17.

I still look the exact same. 

Like no joke. I was looking through my scrapbook, and I haven't really changed. Sure, I went through braces, got a couple haircuts, grew a couple inches... 

but that face is still there.

love,

rebecca joy

p.s. have you changed a lot?

I like my whole house!!!

this. this my friends, is why I don't have a boyfriend.

and its ok. because this is literally hilarious. and I would totally do this everyday for the rest of my life. if any guy knew I watched this maybe ... 43598734 times a day .. they'd probably run far away. FAR away. plus they'd be scared to know I'd love to do this.

#16.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg

BEST.

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}