Sunday, March 25, 2012

#nerdalert!!

so lately, guess who's been spending almost ALL of there time on the internet?

uh-oh. NERD ALERT.

but ... it depends on what you do on the internet to determine if you're a nerd or not right? Like, I don't spend all my time on smarty websites, studying chemistry and all that crap. so without further ado ...

#15. I'm a blog/pinterest/facebook/internet junkie
its fine. we all do it. right? I'm not the only one ...

I just waste all my time doing the following:
reading blogs
blogging
pinterest
Facebook
#twitter {see what I did there? HA.}

its quite tragic. quite.

And thats why, I don't have a boyfriend. I mean, who wants a girl who spends half her time looking at a screen? That'd be no fun ... no cuddling ... no kissing ... :) but lets be real. if I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't need a reason to be on the computer!!! :)

thats all for now folks!

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

Thursday, March 1, 2012

oh hey I didn't hear you you where burping so loud! wait ...

#14. I belch SO loud.

like. SO LOUD. you have no idea. The other day me and my mom were in the kitchen and I just let one out and she says,

"That's my girl." {ps. it was dripping with sarcasm.}

and so I said,

"Sure am."

Its not only that I burp, it's that I'm not ashamed of it. It's a little rough.
ok a lot rough but ya know what? Go hard or go home. That's how life works :)
so that my fellow blog stalkers {how few of them we have ...} is why I don't possess a boyfriend.
bummer :)

but before you go ...
is this not THEE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}