oh hey I didn't hear you you where burping so loud! wait ...

#14. I belch SO loud.

like. SO LOUD. you have no idea. The other day me and my mom were in the kitchen and I just let one out and she says,

"That's my girl." {ps. it was dripping with sarcasm.}

and so I said,

"Sure am."

Its not only that I burp, it's that I'm not ashamed of it. It's a little rough.
ok a lot rough but ya know what? Go hard or go home. That's how life works :)
so that my fellow blog stalkers {how few of them we have ...} is why I don't possess a boyfriend.
bummer :)

but before you go ...
is this not THEE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}