sometimes i amaze myself

#13

so i was just sitting down... minding my own business... chewing some gum... when suddenly...


my gum fell down my shirt.


how does that happen?


oh, and guess what my first thought was! hmmm... i should blog about this. so here i am :)


i never cease to amaze myself.


love,
becca joy {from the dateless duo}

ITS HER FAULT

I can think of MILLIONS of reason everyday, why I don't have a boyfriend. you know what a major one is?

because other girls exist.

obviously other girls have to exist or no more babies, which produce guys that we fall in love with {awkward ..} but .. they also produce other girls that distract those guys that your madly in love with. GAHHHHH. so ...

#12. other girls

I won't show pictures. but I will say one day there'll be a guy out there that wants ME. not HER. but ME. and this blog will go down in history.

and that's all I have to say.

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

I'd like a large fry and a side order of I-eat-too-much

#11. I eat as much as 10 starving samoans

really though. I'm eating constantly. Ask any person in any of my classes they'll tell you, "yeah that girl with brown hair? getting a little chubby? She ALWAYS has food. I think she needs to stop or she's going to burst one of these days." want to see proof? oh. I have it.

this might have been the ... 23423 time I've been here? yeah .. I think so.

oh look. a cafe rio salad no one should be able to finish in one sitting.

oh look. I did.

I work here. I eat here. everyday. 

ok .. this one has two meanings. one's for tyson :)

the other is to prove i'm a fattie. 

so you clearly see. my life is slowly going down the drain as I eat all my problems away. if I had a man ... maybe that would be some sort of motivation ...but no. still eat like an idiot.

I know. don't remind me. thats why we have running shoes.

now for the motivation ...

and THAT is simply why I do not have a boyfriend on the ridiculously loved day called Valentines {alright, yesterday. bear with me.} but it's alright. I'll make it. I'm just in love with a boy. its fine, he's in love with her.

lives just a bowl of stinking cherries.

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}

we're hot and we know it.

#10

the fact that this choice is hard for me, says it all.

we got plastic surgery.

# 9

sorry about the random singing. 

the lifting up of shirts. [i promise i'm not that fat.]

the waving of tongues.

and i don't even know what Anna is doing in the background.

well... sorry about this video, but it made me laugh really hard.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

# 8

so i was browsing [i said browsing. that's a big word for me] through pictures and i came across these lovely gems.

pure terror.

maddie's face is beautiful.

umm please ignore my pig nose in the first picture. 

i think we're cute.

anyways! i went on two dates yesterday! proud? i was. 

and one date dropped me off 15 minutes before the other one picked me up. it was great!

and maddie has her first date soon. i'm so proud. 

maybe we'll have to change the name of the website soon? 

who knows!

this. is us.

Our friend Becca doesn't seem to enjoy posting lately ... so I'm just going to help her out a bit.

#7. this is me ...

this is becca.

if you need further explanation ... please see a doctor. 

p.s. show us your most embarrassing picture!

love,

madeline {part of the Dateless Duo}

2+2= ...

#6. Intelligence level = 0

I can't vouch for becca ... obviously because she's a genius but I on the other hand. Yeah .. lets just say my senior year is going to be as much like kindergarten as possible. Calculus and my science will probably be the hardest classes I have. I can't take much more. It's too hard! All you smart-o people out there who take every single class as either a college class or AP ... props to you! I sure wouldn't get through one!

I would show you my grades but ... that would be a mistake. Then I'd SURELY never get a date.

You might think, "Guys don't care if your smart!" but let's get real ... does any man want to go out with much less MARRY an idiot? didn't think so. So THAT my friends, is reason number six of why I don't possess the qualities to have a man by my side. A LITTLE rough.

Plus it's tough when the man of your dreams is always shooting for something you can't get to. Gahh ...

P.S. tell me your crush yes?

love,
madeline {part of The Dateless Duo}